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rebecca: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/sex-toy-fools-entire-chinese-village-142914102--abc-news-topstories.html and saw this
rebecca: and that's probly why there's still racism
rebecca: "i should help fix- HOLY SHIT PENISES?!"
Kathryn Conway: what
Kathryn Conway: a double headed sex toy
Kathryn Conway: modeled after female genitalia?
Kathryn Conway: and now i'm watching the video :D
Kathryn Conway: wtf is that
Kathryn Conway: why would you want to have sex with that
rebecca: oh god
rebecca: there's a video?!
Kathryn Conway: yeah at the end of the article you sent
Kathryn Conway: it has the original report
rebecca: AH
rebecca: AAAAH
rebecca: OH GOD GROSS :-D
Kathryn Conway: I KNOW
rebecca: heeee
Kathryn Conway: who would look at that and think "yeah, i'll stick my penis in that. good times"
rebecca: someone who can't legally do so to a human one
Kathryn Conway: poor chinese villagers
ebecca: :c yeah
rebecca: so innocent...
Kathryn Conway: and so was i.....
Kathryn Conway: but no longer
Kathryn Conway: :D
rebecca: :-)
rebecca: i've made you wiser
rebecca: or should i say... weiser
rebecca: unmistakably weiser
Kathryn Conway: god
rebecca: and for unmistakable deals
rebecca: cehck out our BOGO deal this week on all dildos
Kathryn Conway: you're awesome :D
rebecca: :-) thank you.

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dusamoja
Feb. 25th, 2013 02:48 am (UTC)
OH GOD I REMEMBER THAT THING
.....they thought it was a mushroom. those poor, poor villagers.
homicidalxfish
Feb. 25th, 2013 02:52 am (UTC)
Re: OH GOD I REMEMBER THAT THING
:D hee.
homicidalxfish
Feb. 25th, 2013 02:53 am (UTC)
again
FrozenMooose: speaking of hookers
FrozenMooose: that have nothing to do with what i'm about to say...
FrozenMooose: yesterday a bunch of boy dogs kept following each other around and humping each other
FrozenMooose: and licking each other's ears
FrozenMooose: i could not make them do anything else
FrozenMooose: just humping and licking
FrozenMooose: licking and humping
rebecca paulsgrove: wow :3
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